jojo ♥

Friday, November 27

This is a breakdown of my poor finances (projected).
Estimating that I manage to get a SGD 2000 paying job when I graduate.

End of month: SGD 2000
CPF gets 20% of gross income: SGD 400 D:
Mommy gets 40% of take home pay: SGD 640 D:

Mommy will pay for everything including groceries (chocolates!), handphone bill, internet and phone bills etc BECAUSE she is taking 40% of my pay PLUS her own pay. D:

Can Mommy give me pocket money? :D

Jojo worked, Jojo gets SGD 960. D:
By eating char bee hoon and generally finding ways to use only SGD 300 per month, Jojo will manage to save SGD 660 per month.

My university fees are SGD 33,000. (projected)
Mommy will pay for half in return for taking 40% of my take home. I will have to pay SGD 16,500 myself.
SGD 16,000 / SGD 660 = 25 months. D:

Benefits:
Mommy will buy me all kinds of brekkie and snacks for my working sanity.
Mommy will give me SGD250 per year to buy CNY clothes.
Mommy will give me SGD200 every birthday and every youth day and every Christmas to buy presents.
NOT A CENT LESS.

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