jojo ♥

Saturday, January 31

Though CNY is properly,

what with alpha testings and horror websites,

my crazy groupmates and I are sufficiently entertained.

Here's why: The Yanny laugh-a-thon Chronicles.

Disclaimer: No silly girls were bullied - SHE IS REAL!

Part 1: Yanny has absolutely no idea what blind dates are.

And being the gullible socially inept little rebel she is...

Here's our convo from Wednesday, day 3 of CNY!

Good grief, why was I in school.

Jo: You know, the other day I saw this blind date at...

Yanny: *stares at me* blind dates? What's that?

Jo: ...these 20 people -10girls and 10guys- showed up at the pub to date?

Yanny (cuts in) : They were all blind?!

Part 2:

10 minutes later...

Jo: Yan, I hear there's this deaf date...

Yanny: What's that, they're all deaf?!

*Sighs*

And I thought I had brilliant friends.

Anyway, some pictures.

Courtesy of CAMERA PHONES!

Take that, Michael!

Krado Low, being emo and looking wrong.

Well, acting emo.

Ain and Xiao Yan fooling around behind the consoles!

And we worked fast enough (really!)

to go shopping!

Silly cap that Yanny says will look good on me.

Certainly didnt think so.

Hmms.

Apparenly Krado didnt think so too.

HAHA.

Day 2, bus ride home.

Yeah, we're pretty lifeless project week.

Actually, this picture is to show...

Krado's roundness!

HAHA.

Sorry, dude.

But look, he got slim feet!

And Yan's Granny shoes.

Finally, our website! :D

FRIDAY.

I went to Michael's friend's place after school for CNY.

And the very nice dude only told me

that she was his ex after we left.

Thanks huh. BOOOO!

But no matter,

she's very nice.

So are her friends, and parents. :D

Pregnant lady in Priority Seat.

SATURDAY.

We went to Brotzeit.

It's apparently a rather new German pub,

selling on beer.

Yes, I didn't last very long in there,

but the place was awesome.

Better than Serenity anyway.

Thanks for bringing me, dude. :D

Final joke:

Extract,

"Ng Xiao Yan is a helpful student... She has an

optimistic outlook and is stable emotionally."

14:29

Tuesday, January 20

Another of the i-tag-you and you-tag-me thing.
Hmms. Are these coming back?

Whatever.
Here goes:

1. Pick a word that begins with the first letter of your name.
J U M P Y . Someone called me Jumpy Joey, and it kinda stick for a while.

2. Who are you missing right now?
My friends! (: We last met....a very long while back. ):

3. Your ex shows up randomly at your house , what do you say?
Wow. "Hey, what's up?"

4. How many bedrooms are in your house?
Two. My future: 3 bedrooms, a library and a studio.

5. Is there a reason for your profile song?
I'm too lazy to put one in. But I'd put songs that remind me of people, not popular stuff.

6. Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
Nope. I love Yanny! She's my lesbian-choice-no1. :D

7. Who was your last text message from?
Michael. He hates pandas!

8. What time did you wake up this morning?
7.30am, and I dawdled til 8odd.

9. If someone liked you right now , would you want them to tell you?
Hmms. I dont know. Is that person cute? :D

10. Did you mean it when you said "i love you" last?
Why else would I say it?

11. Is it okay if you kiss people when you're single?
Sure.

12. What is wrong with you now?
I'm feeling very lazy, which explains why I'm not starting to study for the Multi-Camera test!

13. Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
Perhaps. I'll be 28 then. *gasps*

14. Would you kiss someone to make your ex bf/gf mad?
No. Why would I do stuff to make my ex mad? I wouldn't bother.

15. Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?
Sure. I'm just waiting for it to happen.

16. Do you use T9 , word or abc?
T9.

17. Do you tell your mum everything?
No!

18. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Wow, I can't even rememeber when I last cried.

19. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Nope. It's only 8am. Gimme a break!

20.Who can you trust?
My pals. (: That's what I love about them.
Hmm, what if I told them I murdered someone or something? :D

Quiz 2.
1. Besides Your Lips, Where Is Your Favourite Spot To Get Kissed?
Um. I don't know. Hand?

2. How Did You Feel When You Woke Up This Morning?
Shut up! Stop ringing!

3. Who Was The Last Person You Took A Picture Of?
Myself! (: Michael.

4. Would You Consider Yourself To Be Spoiled?
Maybe. Hey, almost all kids are spoiled these days.
Including Iman - who has just gotten a Macbook?

5. Would You Ever Donate Blood?
But it'll hurt! I'm not so brave. I'll do other stuff, promise. (:

6. Have You Ever Had A Best Friend Who Was Of The Opposite Sex?
I would say yes, but SC says best friend is singular. So..no.

7. Do You Want Someone Dead?
No. I'm a very nice person. (:

8. What Does Your Last Text Message Says?
Michael, why do you always sleep before I do! Something like that.

9. What Are You Thinking Right Now?
MC quiz. Portfolio. Cards. CNY!

10. Do You Wish Someone Was With You Right Now?
Nope. Morning is the time when I get the solitude I like. (:

11. What Time Did You Go To Sleep Last Night?
11plus? I suddenly felt sleepy.

12. Where Did You Buy The Shirt You're Wearing Now?
It's PJs. Skip question.

13. Is Someone On Your Mind Right Now?
Yes, Iman, this quiz is frigging long!

14. Who Was The Last Person To Text You?
Michael! (:

The 9 people you just tagged:
1. Michael
2. Lianghao
3. HuiJing
4. SC
5. Aileen
6.Yanny
7. Xinyi
8. Krads
9. Silas

15.Who Is The Number 2 Having A Relationship With?
No one! Unless he didn't tell us. *suspicious*

16. Is 3 A Male Or A Female?
Girl.

17. What Is Number 1 Studying About?
The fine art of NS.

18. When Was The Last Time You Had A Chat With Them?
Michael, last night; the gang, since forever; the group, yesterday.

19.Is Number 4 Single?
Yes, interested?

20.Say Something About Number 2.
He hates my guts for not registering for driving.
But then again, he wasn't happy to be dragged there either.
What does he want!

21. What Do You Think About Number 3 And 6 Being Together?
HAHA. Huijing and Yanny? Right.

22. Describe Number 9.
Two words: skater boy.

23. What Will You Do If Number 6 And 7 Fights?
Okays girls, pass me your bags and get on with it! :D

Quiz 3.1. What’s your nickname?
Jojo

2. How old are you?
18.

3. When’s your birthday?
1st sept.

4. What’s your special skill?
Read the whole day while lazing around. I bet you can't do that! Hah.

5. What’s your horoscope?
Virgo.

6. Who pass this survey to you?
Iman.

7. He’s your….?
Friend. (:

8. What you wanna talk to him/her?
I might understand if you said that in English.

9. What you think about him/her?
Um...shopping fanatic and a very involved member of whatever he joins.

10. When you know him/her?
CMM freshman year.

11. How’s his attitude?
Confident, I guess.

12.Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Yeah.

13. If one day , your lover tell you that he/she loves you too , how will you do?
Great, happily ever after.

14. Are you well-being now?
Admit it, you failed English right.

15. Why god give you courage?
He did? Well, I can't say. Maybe he has got excess.

16. Who’s the people that you like?
My friends! (: and family. (:

17.Which colour do you like the most?
It's a constant struggle among reds, purples, greens and greys.

18. God give you 4 wishes:
1st: I'm so brilliant, I've got my Masters at 20. Yays, no more school!
2nd: That I am a quick study.
3rd: I have great kick-ass metabolism!
4th: Mom, I want some freedom. (:

19. Do you like to smile and laugh?
Duh.

Okays, this is somewhat..
But people I've tag, do it!

13:21

This is quite accurate people, DO IT!
Pick the Advanced Quiz. :D

My reports.

I am a calm sociable person who has c r a v i n g s !
Read: I WANT MY CHOCOLATES! I'm currently in love with dark creamy stuff. :D You rarely get angry and it takes a lot to make you angry. You do not feel nervous in social situations, and have a good impression of what others think of you. You tend to prefer short-term pleasures and rewards over long-term consequences.

I like people! (:
You make friends quickly and it is easy for you to form close, intimate relationships. You often need privacy and time for yourself. You like some energetic activities, but also like to relax and take it easy. You love bright lights and hustle and bustle. You are likely to take risks and seek thrills.

And this is true: I love daydreaming (fantasizing if you will) and travelling um foreign lands. When is this quiz created, during the Jane Erye era?
Often you find the real world is too plain and ordinary for your liking, and you use fantasy as a way of creating a richer, more interesting world for yourself. You are eager to try new activities, travel to foreign lands, and experience different things. You like the security of tradition, but sometimes have a desire to bend the rules and challenge conventional thinking.

Good o' trusting Jojo. What can you say, I'm awesome. :D
And I seem a little mean too...
You naturally assume that most people are fair, honest, and have good intentions. You will help others if they are in need. You do not enjoy confrontation, but you will stand up for yourself or push your point if you feel it is important. You are not affected strongly by human suffering, priding yourself on making objective judgments based on reason.

This is so me too. Untidy, responsible and.. moderately confident. -_-
You are moderately confident that you can achieve the goals you set yourself. Mostly you work towards achieving your best, although in some areas you are content just to get the job done. Often you fail to complete tasks - even tasks that you want very much to complete.

It's funny reading about myself.
Every single nice stuff,
and every single bad habit I dont want to know I have is there too.
Be spontaneous (like me), go do it! (:

IT'S AT www.learnmyself.com. Pick the Advanced tab. (:

10:26

Thursday, January 15

Every day has been Attack of the freakyyyy Assignments!

It is very very heart-plummeting,

jaw-dropping and eyeball-popping scary. ):

And Yanny just burped beside me. O.o

I don't think you want to know about rushing work,

so.. here's our photos!

From oh-so-long ago. (:

The Night of Mayhem

failed on Facebook, but a smashing success!

As I have always told Michael, 4D guys are extraordinary.

The great great gentlemen even cook!

See these great wings!

They're really yummy. (:

Grilled chef Mervyn.

"I cook 24/7!"

Here's proof.

But he got so tired he needed help - guy help.

See, 4D has hungry people and nice guys. (:

I tried to help! Really.

But they fought me off,

and put Leo in my hand. (:

So the girls + Lianghao took pictures. :D

We spent the whole night eating

our 25bucks worth of wings okays!

While the (input sexual orientation) guys

~~grope~~ took more pictures.

The guys and I. (:

SC keeps stealing my Leo!

He probably thought I would get drunk. -_-

Note: I look tired here, not drunk.

Everyone who came!

Aileen, SC, Lianghao, Hongyu,

Leonard, Huijing and I, Jas Tai,

Cassie, Gab, Neil, OCP, Mervyn,

Clar, Eehong, JianWei.

Ms Thong LIED!

Aileen's and my bag are in all the shots!

*laughs*

Finally, the most important people there. (:

17:02

Tuesday, January 13

Sighs*
I feel so sleepy, and so very fat! ):
All thanks to my dear guy friends.

'cause we went shopping yesterday!
- Lianghao's suggestion.
*widen eyes in shock*
But only Aileen and I actually shopped.

Regardless, the main point is:
the guys, being guys, decided to go on spree.
Food - spree.
We had (backwards) Pastamania, Carl's Jr, Chippys, Shaolin fried stuff and Thai Express.
Lianghao also ordered food at Kazbar, where we were drinking.
And that was after happy hour at Balcony.

I really really feel unhealthy.
Gimme my tofu and veggies!
Sighs*

This is terrible.
*shakes head*

I got a feeling this will not stop.
The guys are craving Jap!
*shudders*

15Jan: Updated Pictures from Food Spree!

1st stop: Balcony at Heeren. (:

The waitress checked our IDs!

I guess it's a good thing that we look young.

*Nods*

I like our first shot!

I didn't notice the leg though.

Couple-y. O.o

SC will flip, Michael will act pissed.

AWWW! (:

"And it's the white versus the tanned!"

The guys said it look like

Aileen and I were doing wrong stuff. O.o

Imaginative indeed.

Stop 2: Little India! (:

Haha, it's Kazbar.

We had San Miguels.

In glasses, 'cause us girls don't wanna swig from bottles!

Note how we don't take pictures of the food.

Unglam stuff stays in! (:

SC can take pictures..

but Aileen thinks Lianghao takes better.

But the dude looks like a sleazy salesman here, right right!

Finally, Aly and I! (:

I miss HuiJing.

10:16

Monday, January 12

Hi all. (:

I just did a really lousy peer evaluation,

and nobody's really happy:

List all your group members' names,

and rank them for each factor.

Simply said,

you gotta fail 3 person for each and every factor.

That suck, doesn't it?

The whole class protested,

and I bet it's not only in my class.

Krado said: THIS PEER EVALUATION IS BULLSHIT.

He stole my keyboard.

But yeah, IT SUCKS. ):

Oh, 'sucks' is such a secondary school word.

But never mind,

our group has nice people who neutralize everything! (:

MUACKS! (:

Yesterday

Daddy gave me cash! (:

Then...I blew it on Mom.

Now I feel very filial and very poor. O.o

I bought her lotsa clothes for CNY.

'cause she keeps complaining that she has no clothes. -_-

What can I say, I'm a awesome daughter.

Chinese New Year is here! (:

So Daddy decided to take me to Chinatown.

It was really a different experience;

I almost felt like a visitor!

There were lotsa streets within Chinatown,

selling all kinds of fattening goodies,

and Oriental knick-knacks.

Then of course,

there were money-cheating stuff.

Like the Zodiac necklaces.

It's just a wooden Chinese character that is definitely not worth anything.

In the end,

I bought little Japanese-style mochi and flavoured jellies.

They were extremely overpriced,

but I let myself be conned in the name of CNY. (:

I also bought a pair of soft toy cows to hang on my door.

It's damn cute! (:

I shall take a picture and update it here.

Anyway, it's really cool there,

with hawkers selling their stuff,

and asking people to just try any snacks themselves.

Too bad I was too full.

Then, this guy just threw a jelly to me.

Like, suddenly.

I didnt catch it. :D

Something worth saying:

I was at the 'famed' hawker centre for their Yong Tau Foo.

A must-try, Daddy said.

The queue was 30-strong! O.o

All for a bowl of tofu and fishcakes?

Anyway.

At the hawker centre over there,

there was this bunch of senior citizens working as cleaning staff.

And boy, were they efficient and happy-looking.

Or at least, I think.

But!

I think it's really cool for a 60+ to work,

and be so happy about it.

Don't you think it's touching?

Maybe they have families to feed at home,

or they are just killing time working.

But regardless, they are the people who really do something with their lives.

I really dislike those able bodies

who go around food centre hawking tissue packets.

Or those who bring a disable person with them to get sympathy. ):

I like those elderly there! (:

Very random today.

09:41

Tuesday, January 6

It's only yesterday
when Mommy and I argued. -_-

It's only yesterday when I spent a lot,
and still intend to spend.

Some resolutions.
*mutters*

Oh, and I went on Facebook during the last lecture.
Mmhs.

TAG!

10:19

Sunday, January 4

Though I'm not always happy,
I really love you all.
My friends.
Family.
Michael.
(:

~

After a CLEO - starved period (for all of a month only, actually),
I became terribly hooked to the January issue.
It's awesome.
I'm so inspired by it, I'm gonna make it my bible.
For this year, at least.

Go ahead and roll your eyes at me,
but this issue is fun.
I'm taking the advice for clothes,
my lust-list is UPDATED! (:
laughing over my palm / cards / numerology readings,
and reading the work advice stuff.

I'll loan you the issue too, FOC. *laughs*

20:28

Yesyes, I'm slow, I'm behind times, I'm old (not).
But Happy New Year! (:
I only wish the world gave red packets,
like the Chinese do on CNY.
Then I would never have forgetten about it. (:

I only realized when I came home not long ago,
remembering it's already the *gasps* fourth.
Ah well. Better late than never.

My resolutions!

1. Try to sleep early.
It doesn't work if I sleep late and wake up early, does it?
I don't like black sleepy eyes. So, sleep. BOO.
Call me before 11. Sms me before 11. IM me before 11. TY.

2. I will... not use Facebook in class.
HAHA. You know, I actually rarely touch Facebook.
It's reserved for killing time in class. *laughs*

3. Save $2k.
This is a resolution I made with Michael:
I shall save $2k and he 5.
I'll laugh at his face by 2010.
In fact, I'm already laughing because he suggest we blow all $7k in a day.
*mutters*

4. Get my driving license.
They are right. I need to stop expecting people to drive me around.
Namely, guys: Michael, SC and Lianghao.
Lianghao's last 'cause he don't seem motivated to learn. HAHA.
I'M GETTING A LICENSE MYSELF!

5. Just do me a favour and get me a car.
Any old car, seriously.
I'm changing it when I get a job anyway.
Um, I hope.
Alright, make it a presentable one okays? (:

6. MOVE OUT.
This is secretive, so keep it low okays? (:
I want my own place (I'd love to bunk with friends too),
my own furniture and mostly,
f r e e d o m .
Then we can all fulfill Lianghao's resolution,
and fly overseas. (:

7. Actually, I rather have a road trip.

8. But to get serious, I hope / want to keep all my friendships.
HuiJing, Lianghao, SC. (:
Aileen too. (:
Poly friends - Yanny, Xinyi, Krads, Silas and all.
Family (they are friends too right?) - cousins and all.

9. Important person: Mom.
Be nice to me Mommy dearest.
I won't argue.
*fingers crosses*

10. Important oh-two: Michael.
I wasn't looking for any thing but a job when I went to Jazz,
but look what I found. (:

Let's see how many I actually keep. (:

14:00